When I grow up, I wanna be a boy
Tuesday, September 16, 2008
9:22 PM
The human race is made up of males and females. Both species have pros and cons, but until you've lived a full life being both separately (KEYWORD: SEPARATELY), whether in your past life or future life etc. so on and so forth, (no, this does not include those who had a sex change - I'm sorry, but you don't count) you can't really tell which is better than the other. Technically though, we desire to believe that both males and females are equal - but somehow, we're not. We're just made to suit each other. So what better way to find out who is indeed superior to the other by making a tally?
FEMALES
PROS:
- have boobs (whether this is a pro or a con, I'm not sure - so I'll stick it here)
- we are able to express our emotions to whatever extent desired, without fearing of looking "pussy"
- at least we don't have a thing in between our legs (honestly, how do you guys walk...)
- if something's bugging our girlfriend, we hear them out and support them & vice versa
- we like sharing :) & we're caring ;)
CONS:
- we can get extremely bitchy ( and I mean, REALLY REALLY BITCHY)
- we get periods (like, just ew...)
- we hold grudges
- we judge really quickly without much consideration of anything else besides the image presented
- we can be picky, indecisive creatures, and this may lead to relationship breakdowns e.g. boyfriends
MALES
PROS:
- life is pretty simple: eat, sleep, study (if necessary), go out, do whatever the shiz
- when it comes to love, there is no stopping them
- express their opinions quite openly - no secrets = no bitching ( GOOD JOB BOYS ! )
- having a penis, cos it gives us girls the advantage of being able to threaten them :)
- pretty light-hearted creatures, cos they joke around with their mates and really don't give a shit
CONS:
- they are pressured to look masculine, macho & manly ( GRRRRRR LOOK AT MY GUNS BABY )
- can be complete dickheads ( emphasis: COMPLETE DICKHEADS )
- can be utterly oblivious to females and their feelings
- they are not expected to be sensitive or to have any depth, because they will be labelled as "pussy", "fag" etc. so on and so forth
- their ability to understand the female is horrific e.g. expectations
So, with all that in mind (and there is much more than just those listed), the tally seems to be even. For the femals, 5 for the pros & cons; for the males, also 5 for the pros & cons. Oooooooooh, so there's no superior gender after all....OR IS THERE?
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